If Sollux was a fantroll have you ever thought about how quickly this terrible fandom would have called him a Gary Stu and put him on bad fantroll blogs everywhere circa 2013
“You can’t have two dreamselves!!! Trolls only have two horns this is the easiest rule!!! Oh yeah of course he moves a METEOR he and his ancestor are the STRONGEST psionics on Alternia that’s not op…… ‘Voices of the doomed,’ really? Wow ‘woe is me I hear dead people, and know I’m going to die, and die all the time I get an extra life just to be a martyrly hero,’ and…. I mean idk is this okay bipolar representation? I’m pretty sure op isn’t bipolar…. Such a whump character everyone wants you to feel bad for their poor mutant baby…..”
This isn’t me calling Sollux a Gary Stu it’s me laughing at how completely ridiculous the Homestuck fandom was about fantrolls at its peak (myself somewhat included, I’m ashamed to say)
I LEFT OUT THE MAGICAL HETEROCHROMIA IM DYING we’ve hit every bad fantroll point on the books okay we’ve got: